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Growing Up Lutheran-What Does This Mean?

A nostalgic look at what it really means to be a Lutheran, from the days when women always wore dresses to church, and ushers were always men. If you never learned how to dance or play Bridge, and didn't know what kind of liquor was in a Martini, then cha

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Danish Windmill · A shop with a story

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They have everything!

“This was a great stop in Iowa! A small little town, with lots of Danish culture. This Danish windmill was brought over from Denmark in the 70's lots of history, as long as a Viking house, tiny church and the BEST gift shop.I spent most of my time here shopping. They have everything! Royal Copenhagen to Carlsburg øle!”

— Donna B. | Parkesburg, PA
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“I love the hospitality of hygge you feel upon entering the Danish Windmill! A friendly staff, a thorough tour of the inner-workings of the windmill itself, and a shopping experience that has both traditional and modern Danish offerings — the Windmill appeals to all ages, and will have you saying, “Mange tak!” ”

— Mary P. | Kansas City, MO

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Growing Up Lutheran-What Does This Mean?

A nostalgic look at what it really means to be a Lutheran, from the days when women always wore dresses to church, and ushers were always men. If you never learned how to dance or play Bridge, and didn't know what kind of liquor was in a Martini, then cha

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